Session Start: Wed Aug 15 20:10:39 2001 *** Now talking in #wen *** Topic is 'Welcome To The Women's Erotica Network! Wednesday Chat - 9PM Eastern Time ' *** Set by wenbot on Wed Aug 15 17:29:45 > Hmmmmm she says she was at dokks *** Mistress has joined #wen kept leaving the room then entering again made it! hey missie :) there is mistress how was dokks? > Hi, Mistress.... where's our bot? LOL LOL lol, I thought it was at Dokss lol very quiet what happened to our bot Sandra` the bot is very lonely over there... whats tonites topic? > Well, as long as there are ppl in the channel it will stay alive... I hope. > Lee, how to get women to buy porn. :) damn.....rofl :) ohhh a good one Sandra` well at 1:120 you should know that by now...lol geez...I wish... see, i do watch and listen AND take info in...lol > I just put up their ad instead of some for iGallery's site. lol The last month has been dead for me...first signup yesterday in weeks, lol. > You're a walking database, Lee. not many guys listen...lol nevermind the rest of it lol > Or they have selective hearing. am not....rofl > Anyway, not into male bashing. :) I love men. roflmao, so ive heard :D *** wenbot has joined #wen *** thud.net sets mode: +o wenbot * Sandra` hugs the bot. hey wenbot nice to have you back...lol -wenbot- Welcome To The Women's Erotica Network -> *wenbot* op #wen wen4404 hey bot, glad to see you :) yikes the wenbot was cruising the channels what does the bot actually do? > he's a slut apart from just look nice? lol Sandra thats too funny > It keeps the channel open and gives me ops... when it's not lagged like tonight. no one here think I will cruise another channel right, lol@sus thats what the bot says *** susanna is now known as Guest42252 geeeeeeeeeeez *** Guest42252 is now known as susannas > Now why does that happen? the guest thing? > There might be a registered susannas > yes bot don't like Sus, lol *** Lee is now known as massivemanhood susanna must be registered on this channel roflmao *** massivemanhood is now known as Lee lol lee forgot the .com at the end...rofl * Sandra` sighs. *** wenbot has quit IRC (irc.webmasterlive.com thud.net) hehe you forgot the ... 'in exstacy at lee' at the end of that hon :D now he's got the shits.. bot I mean :) rofl, was gonna say thats a bit personal....lol taking his toys and going home... lol > I know this isn't related to selling to women, but I have found it very interesting to chat with guys on IRC. When I find someone with a fetish or kink, I try to find out what it is that gets them "excited" by it. pervert...lol Good idea... :) * Sandra` sticks her tongue out at Lee. I don't think my hubby will be too keen on it though, lol *** KarenJ has joined #wen hey karen :D hi Kaz :) Hi all *** Lee is now known as Lee-Away brb gurleez... > The one I haven't been able to figure out is. .. the are two guys who get turned on by pics of women with pies on their face. > Hugs, Karen. :) LOL!! That is wierd.. Oooh, hugs. Thanks! LOL what type of pie? apple or meat and potaot? > Mistress, it's just talk. :) Maybe it's the resemblance to cum? or perhaps cherry? lol > Cream pie, probably. :) you seen american pie? thats why...roflmao > Mistress, I asked that, and they said no. anyway brbr.... > k > Okay, so anyone have anything that's working for them in our market? Great big text ads And site reviews :) > Really? Tell more. All my sites on Pornoz freehost went down last week... > Argh. And I've redone most of them before putting them up So DicksDicksDicks I put a review of Live Dude Dorm on it And the next day I got a signup from that URL > Kewl. :) *** Lee-Away is now known as Lee so that seemed good proof to me. * Sandra` thwaps Lee on the butt. thanks hon, i needed that :D > Karen, are these sites on Lady Lynx and DMOZ? do any of these know about my fpa strategie hon? > Hedonist. Some, although I should resubmit you wish...rofl > <-- Would appreciate it, Karen. :) OK Done! > Lee, go ahead and divulge your FPA strategy. > ty, hon. lol that makes it sound dirty....lol ok basically i have hundreds of domains... now on most of them they have no content whatsoever > Besides, if you resubmit the site (the update still isn't working) the site will go out in the newsletter. Ooh cool! all they have is a single index page linking to..... hang on lemme find a url for yuou..... While Lee's finding the URL... *** wenbot has joined #wen I bought a whole pile of foreign language URLs *** thud.net sets mode: +o wenbot -wenbot- Welcome To The Women's Erotica Network http://www.adult-xxx-picture.com/ > Karen, good for you. have a look through the site -> *wenbot* op #wen wen4404 a 'proper' look Getting caught by zillions of popups, my typing went funny *** wenbot sets mode: +o Sandra` > Ah, I see a popup. :) Will have a look > ty wenbot :) oops, shouldave mentioned them really....lol * Sandra` growls. Anyway, I wrote an "article" on women's porn with links to sponsors, translated it to German, etc, and whacked it up although, they are an intergral part of the site so dont close them!!! notice what happens to the each time a link is clicked! > How kewl, Karen. Lee, very nice! what happens now, there is not a single image of 'paid or free' content on that site or the hundreds of others *** DUTCHESS has joined #wen > Hi, Dutchess. hello each time you clicka link to another fpa the blur console reloads I'm just getting popped out of existence...I'm drowning in popups.. Hi Dutchess > lol Mistress. That's Lee for ya. Lee, this is impressive, I should have a go at this. you should only have two pop ups at any one time plus the page you are viewing each of those pop ups, also carries a toplist counter code! I like the "I want to see low quality free pictures" link * Mistress feebly waves her hands in the hope that someone will see her in the sea of popups... lol@mistress lol so, each time the pop up reloads, you get another impression onthe counter code so, you get higher ranks Sneaky. tsk tsk.. okay so lee do you make any sales? > Lee, you have a problem with this URL > http://www.xxx-adult-sex-pics.com/blur/webs_top_50.htm It's loading in the smaller popup window and you can't see the whole page. now, each of the no thanks links should go to a potd page yep thats a known prob i just havent got around to fixing it...lol Where do you get the time to do this!! that what I was wondering...I'd shut the whole lot down and put the site on my banned list, lol > BRB thaks mistress...rofl now also, these domains that use this lol, I certainly wouldn't buy anything webmasters are hard on things like this... does it make any sales? are only listed in the se's and yes karen, i get plenty of sales from them :D Giddy up lol Would they work on women? now the secret is this..... I doubt it i dont see why not, try it and see probably not Kaz you may have to adjust it slightly so its less aggressive Yes... the secret??? lol, we want the meat not the frigging gravy,lol prove it too us lee.. make one for women I love the word "frigging" each of the other domains i use this on links the images from one location so i only have the html pages hosted lol There's a refrigeration company called "Frigmobile" now, each of the mirrored versions have different keywords, metas etc yeah I always get a chuckle out of that Kaz lol also, bacuase they all link to acentral domain for the images, i get a great link pop on the search engines *** TiBo has joined #wen hey tibo :D Hey Tibo and you dont get banned in the toplists? ah, I see, Lee... have you click a link on the console? no because i follow there rules but I don't have the patience to set up that sort of thing... Hay hay hay. you only have to set up one version use general keywords on them ie... teen gay asian It's pretty spectacular Wish I'd thought of it. then, just do a search and replace on the words you want to chage and.. scary :) voilla, new keywords each new domain i use it on takes me ten minutes to upload and thats it the best thing is... Need to buy more domains. You can get them for $8.95 from Godaddy.com you only have to submit the pop up console url to the search engines, because all the links on the console go to all the other fpas I'm confused.. I"m popped out. BRB lol lol one more thing you may have noticed.... the potd link on the no thanks.... have you followed it? am now it goes here.... http://www.adult-xxx-picture.com/potd/index.htm thats my own potd page set to look like the mc one i control what pops i control what the surfer sees Damn, I'm feeling like an amateur heh tibo how are you sweetie I'm lost, lol I mean, a web creation amateur i have also set a .htaccess file on the domains so, if they visit the site through one of the fpas before hitting the index page.... its not new what lee is doing its called the "dark side" they get redirected to the index page and hit all the pop ups...roflmao lol@sus *** DUTCHESS has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) everyone has their own comfort level with agressive marketing this is used on domains with nothing on them i.e ones i dont have time to develop but are good for search engines > back... sorry, had a phone call. i dont have to do anything except upload these pages I admire your planning...just wish I could follow it better, lol lol * Sandra` hugs TiBo... you sweet thing :) Me and popups are not good friends Hey! I wanna hug Tibo too > lol yeah thats it hon, hugs for tibo but i get a thwapped ass :D * Sandra` grins. Hey! I wanna Thwapp Lee's ass too! lol that's cause you're the popup king rofl you get spanked :) I could thwap the next thing you should do with this method.... *** Kre8t0r has joined #wen is not go there surfing? lol once you have enough domains with it implemented on..... hello K * Sandra` is sooooo happy. Da Cubs just won. Okay, back to porn. hey ho upload an index page to another fresh domain... hey folks > Hi,Kreator. and have links on that going to each of the other domains index pages so the whole thing starts again except using the one html page it builds you link pop in the search engines Hey, lemma outta the big window! > Lee, you almost need to make a schematic of this. Oooh, I'm not happy now. right, thats about it from me...lol yep i know...lol thats so peeps cant copy it...easily...lol how are you K? * Sandra` has the feeling that not many can follow the working's of Lee's mind. Yeah, schematic would be helpful for me...I'm visual Huh? What? I'm awake. The answer is the quadratic equation! No? Don't fight. There is enough TiBo for everyone. lol ill knock sommething together for a couple of weeks time, im off on holiday next friday > :) rofl good man :) up on the table tibo also, interested in seeing another of my domains with nopop ups this time? whoooahh that kept the room quiet same type of thing but less aggressive? lol yes lee *** KarenJ has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) please be gentle with me... http://www.adult-sexshop.com you may get one pop up i cant remeber...lol *** KarenJ has joined #wen Am I naught but your calipso dancer henceforth. No attempts to ply me with spankings and boobies anymore just "up on the table TiBo" now. thats using mallcom Grr, stupid phone lines. i built everyone of their storefront and interlinked them I have a mallcom page or two like that its not quite finished yet but you get the idea > LOL TiBo. :) tibo... you have such a way with words I on the other hand.. have a way with commands > <-- Loves MallCom. i have also heavily laden the pages in the stores with keywords Can I throw in another topic? * TiBo shivers > Karen, sure. Got spam yesterday from http://www.dotsex.com rather have a bar of hersheys but yeah...lol Panicked, thought "Shit, has dotsex been released??" dotsex.. bahh humbug :( > lol Spent a while researching it. Glad I didn't give in to panic .sex wont ever be as popular as people think It'd be quicker for me to note the days I HAVEN'T gotten spam from dotsex So I just thought I'd add the warning - don't buy from dotsex the .com generation has been around far to long > Lee... that is a fantastic way to display the videos... consider it "adopted" lol you mean another idea of mine is getting a mum? lol Do Mallcom have a for-women front end or not? I thought someone said they did but I'm buggered if I can find it.. > It's better than saying I'm stealing the idea. not that i know of lol > Mistress, yes. lol sandra > hold on. i noticed wen has a nice layout mistress... they have a bunch of for women and couples movies cant remember where i saw one like it...rofl > http://www.xxxvideos4adults.com/women/ Been meaning to signup to mallcom no that wasnt where i saw it....lol > Well, that's MY page with "for women" LOL Ah, thanks Sandra http://www.couples-sex.com/videostore/index.html So how do we specify it when we're setting up? decided on webmaster listings hon > I need to talk to Dom about it at MallCom, it needs to have some other videos on the page... like Candida Royale's *** Kre8t0r has left #wen > Mistress, there are instructions on how to set up the individual stores on the site. Yeah, but doens't mention the womens section...that's where I got stuck I've used Gamelink to try and sell Candida's vids Got every other option but womens > Go to my page and copy it... just put in your info. Okay, thanks.. what do yo ladies think about tgp2 idea? tgp2? hehe Good idea :) yep two tgps running from one site ;) roflmao I'm not a TGPer but it's a good idea what about a tgp that didnt link any of the pics and just had the thumbs? Kaz, it's a softer version of normal TGP's BTW Sandra, lovely adult video site! More webmaster freindly > I think it would be a great idea to get a 4women TGP2 going. Don't do TGPs much > Karen, thanks :) Aren't they a waste of bandwidth? keep an eye on www.female-sex-links.com over the next few weeks hon ;) * Sandra` sighs. Lee is going to take over the enter adult net soon :) lol > Karen, I think it's like the AVS thingie, we have to get people to participate. not really, i have just modified my directory script to enable me to check submissions from multiple sites at one location :) I guess if it was a REALLY soft TGP > In case people haven't realized it... the kid is a genius. no im not...lol hehe im just good at trying new things other dont touch :D and i can 'network' in the right places...lol > Karen, the thing about TGP2 is that you don't link all the thumbs... only five of them. My idea... after talking about it with falcon...... is to link the 5 thumbs to full-sized softcore pics........ did i mention modesty? thing with tgp2 hon.... > then for the unlinked thumbs... put up a link such as "CLICK HERE for these Hardcore Pics" ... and send them to a sponsor I know has the content or to an AVS of mine with the pictures on the first page. How many thumbs do you normally have on a tgp page? they only allow a small link on the full sized pic if i remember corectly > Not the full-sized pics, but the same pics in the design but censored. anywhere from 10 to 20 karen k But you have to keep submitting them daily, don't you? yep That's my prob however.... Don't have that much time, or arm strength > http://www.adulthitkit.com/ there are some great submission programs that will do it for you theres some free ones that work well too > falcon uses that. He submits to over 700 TGPs automatically. http://www.shavenferret.com And I've read that it's crap traffic. Hehe shaven ferret http://www.tgpgo.com (i think thats one) > Karen, actually, TGP can be converted. It's staying within a small niche that's important. if not do a search on the maxcash board for tgpgo and youll find the right url > I don't like TGPGo, sorry. > The insert their banner in your sites. i dont , since i found out they add additional pages to your sites! > I'd rather pay for a program and not have to give hits to someone yep same here brb about to get booted.... Just to get back to foreign sites > So, do people think a specific TGP will work? There are a few out there and they don't seem to be doing much. :( > Karen, how did you come up with the foreign words? *** Lee has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) Alta Vista babel fish and another translater I suspect it will be half gibberish *** lee has joined #wen > wb Lee. ty > Do you know anyone who is German who could read over it? But as long as they're newbies, they will click on the buttons I have lol Kaz what did i miss? http://www.pornfurfrauen.com Don't know any Germans. http://www.babelfish.com ? they have translation of web pages for free > Lee has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) > Alta Vista babel fish and another translater > I suspect it will be half gibberish > *** lee has joined #wen I've put it up in the hope of getting type ins... haven't promoted it fully yet. i think the german one is pretty accurate, my dad reads and speaks german fluently he has checked one of my porn sites before he said it looked and read fine The Spanish one is pretty bad. News articel says Germans the biggest users of Porn in Europe the only word that it screwed up was 'submission' http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1484000/1484003.stm that got translated to 'submarine' if memory serves me correctly and the italian housewives, lol Hell yes, got http://www.pornperledonne.com lol > Hmmm, should get an Italian domain for women who love vids. :) The Spanish translator leaves many words untranslated and mangles most of the rest. It's only an experiment, I'll see how it goes > Karen, good for you for experimenting. i know someone in france and germany and spain who is going to register some domains for me :) I figured there was a big market out there Lots of women who aren't being catered to. anyway.... Back to the TGP? See you fine folxs next week. what did you think of the tgp gallery pages that didnt link to html pages of full images? > This might be something you take a step further, Karen. Perhaps with sex.com's pay per click you could snag some German women. Bye Tibo the asian market is huge.. not sure about women *** TiBo has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) cyas tibo Wondered about Asian domains... hard to translate www.asiakeys.com I still got no answer from sex.com :( Can't use my account or do anything with it. they have some kickass asian traffic that really does convert I'm just a small fish I guess... > I've got some stats I want you to see... brb Is Sex.com letting free sites in? pay per click I guess? > To the pay per click, yes. no idea Might be worth a try, still too small an enterprise to really get into payperclick *** RevSassy-AdultWriters has joined #wen Opened and account and put US $50 in it but can't do anything else. karen my connection sucks heyas for $50 a month you can get some great traffic at got Emailed several times asking for help but no answer. goto > http://personal.inet.fi/cool/juoppojarmo/juoppo.html <-- Continually the top referring link to Lady Lynx. Sassy, you're looking Sassy today > Hi, Sassy. lol y ty KarenJ hiya Sandra` hi Rev hey susannas how r u hon * Sandra` grumbles.... I'm going to strangle someone. What is so hard about serving a fricking tiny banner from your site? Someone is hotlinking my Lady Lynx button on their site. What language are we in juoppo etc? Scandinavian! lol ruh ro LOL but they are your top referrer hon..l.o9l > I think it's Finnish. > No, Lee, this is someone else. if thats the end then ill c u all next week Finland, finland, finland, the country where I want to be... Pony Trekking or camping Or just watching TV oh finnish...rofl > And the number of hits to my button wouldn't be the number of hits from them, but their page impressions. hehe change the file name hon Sneaky finnish buggers thatll screw em up > Sorry for the bitching. Just pisses me off. youll still get the referral but they wont have the image > It's not the finnish site.. it's a regular site. i tend to click on broken links to see where they lead..lol > Actually, it's a UK domain. > Lee? whats the url? > http://www.naughtybox.co.uk/main.htm nope not me...lol > Also, top referral 9 is a .dk domain and 10 is a .se domain. * lee thanks god she hasnt found my domain hotlinking her button....roflmao > .dk is Germany? *** susannas has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) denmark > and .se is Sweden. think .se is sweden, not sure though .de is germany > Yes, because .es is spanish. .fr france > Okay, anything more on 4women? Gotta submit to all the search engines... lycos.de yep i owuld like 4 women please :D > Also, I need ideas. We need to build up the attendance here... I know it's my fault... but I need some ideas. karen, htp://www.submitta.com Trying to think of all my topics... have you had much luck wih that proggie yet hon? Has anyone been sucessful in submitting to Greenguy's naked men section lately? > I haven't looked into it, Lee. lol Do you think he's even bothering to check the submissions? > I think I got my last one in to GG. Damn, so it's just that he doesn't like me. * Sandra` blushes... sometime I only submit to Lady Lynx. :) yeah use sandras name when you submit the form karen..lol Hehe > LOL * Sandra` gets her thwap cloth out. nah get the noodles :D Alright! More thwapping! Well, Mistress, you could tell us more about Ladyporn treasure hunt! I'm still not sure how it works > To be honest, when I make a 4women site I never think about submitting it to anyone but my site.... but I know I did on the last one. > That was going to be next weeks topic. :) I always do Ladylynx and Tommy's Ooh, sorry > Mistress, I wrote on WEN that I thought the treasure hunt would be a good topic for next week. ya know, no matter what the topic is, i can always tell when someone posts on tnb within the first two lines of the message some people have nothing good to say about anything! > ? > Such as? LOL oh , nothing hon....lol just that everytime this person posts its always negative without fail, EVERY time > Ah, I tink I know who you mean. I read the Netpond newbie boards yesterday. No wonder I don't go there. It's really agressive. lol WEN is so much NICER hope your all going to visit my new board when its up :D * Sandra` blushes.... thanks. all my sites are going through a makeover > Lee, you keep promising to get it up. they will all feed from a central database which will be nice :D I never feel like an idiot at WEN, but it's easy to on other boards. patience hon :D > Karen, we're fortunate to have a wonderful little group to work with. it will rise to the hype...lol i just need to get people posting on it > Oh, I know of a topic... Would people be interested in hearing from the guy who runs Queens Erotica? *** Mistress is now known as Mistress-BRB Queenerotica? Yep i passed by cf yesterday, its all the same ten or so people posting thats why it looks busy > Lee, you're good at the hype, hon. i know..rofl i cant perform though ;) > Viagra at your age? lol nah, herbalo....lol > Karen, he's really very anxious to get some webmasters promoting his site. > If you want to see the inside, just email him and tell him I said for you to write. yep ive told them already hon.....lol I'll have to email... oh yeah, i submitted to dmoz again yesterday babes :) > russell@streetbucks.com I've been there once already, when it started in March. I got the impression there wasn't enough content youll know which site is mine....lol I looked at it again yesterday - the tour - and I think it's main promotion point... also hon, when i change the sites around do i have to tell you bout it so they can be rechecked? is that it's got a real "community" feel to it. > Lee, sugarbuns, you can't have capital in all your words in the description... and the "-" was correct. Like it's being run by a couple of women who really care. oh rite....rofl > Karen, great point... and something he'd be interested in hearing. So I'll have another look and write another review. I Love reviews at the moment. > <-- good copy editor roflmao > Karen, they are great ideas. > :P Big prob with Queen erotica, I haven't had one signup yet. its just the '-' meant i wasnt getting good optimized hits on search terms...lol Not very encouraging, so I haven't been promoting it much. *** Rox has joined #wen > I don't think I have ... but then I only have one banner in my rotation for them. hi all > Hugs, Rox. hey rox Hi Rox sorry I'm late :-) Hugs back! > Lee, I thought you were talking about the "-" I added to the description. *** Validus has joined #wen Hi Lee! Hi Karen hey Val heya on what site babes? > Hi, Validus. Hi everybody ("HI Doctor Nick!) hi Sandra > Lee, I don't remember.... go look. :) * lee just heading over to dmoz.. Ermm... what was I raving about? > It should actually go in the category above, but I listed it anyway. > Queen's Erotica. Queenerotica, I'm flogging the fact that they accept reader contributions Isn't it Queenerotica? Or are we talking about another site? > "flogging?" Australian colloquialism > Same site.... I just don't know what I'm talking about. :) lol my thoughts exactly sandra Flogging=selling ah sorry :) > Ah, ok. It could have been the opposite. :) when I think of flogging I think of "spanking the monkey" hehehe Fair dinkum, she'll be right mate. i see what you mean hon, sorry hehehe > I think of spanking Lee's butt. although, it does have a chat board on it...lol Let's spank it together! > Lee, if it has a chatboard, then it's in the right cat. > lol Karen. And flogging can mean spanking the monkey too. hahaha > LOL "To flog one's log" it is in the rite cat then.....betcha never even checked past the first page of the site...lol "flogging the bishop" I've always loved that > Lee, why should I? :) i have a few more similar to those domains im gonna submit in a week or two....lol I'll add that to my euphemisms page true...lol http://xxx.pornoz.com/foodporn/euphemisms.htm you shouldnt even have to visit the site once you know its mine....lol To whip the clit, snapping a widey * Sandra` counts to ten. im gonna add some text at the end of my submissions in future....lol I've been asked to participate in a committee at work to determine whether it's worth it for WB to develop content oriented toward a female audience. LOL uh, DUH! blah blah blah... (this is from me hon) ....lol > Rox, like that's even a question that needs to be asked? i can just imagine you leaving that text on the title ....rofl YES YES YES! PLEASE WB? No shit! That's what I said... "Um, we do 51% of the purchasing on the net" I was gonna ask that. Who IS WB? Warner Bros. that's who I work for OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooh ahh bugs bunny lol Bugs bunny in a dress lol karen hehehe yep bugs bunny in a dress erotically embrasing elmer fudd....rofl > Bugs' is a crossdresser? MM, now that's an erotic cartoon. yep, didnt you know hoon...lol My assignment for this week is to find GAMES that are marketed to women... jesus, it's hard! Bugs looked very nice in a dress > My childhood dreams are shattered. Sex games? lol Sandra, oh yes, Bugs has cross-dressed for aeons > lol > Now that I think of it.... he has. :) lol yep sex games? featuring bugs bunny? nah i dont beleive you....lol Ranks up there with Betty Rubble in young male fantasies hahaha > My mom likes to play Free Cell. i like freecell to...lol and spider solitair Yep, mine too. She's addicted Of course, when I went looking for games *I'd* like to play, all I could find was a crossword puzzle...that was excellent I got really good at Tetris you cant beat a bit of slap and tickle for the ultimate game...lol So we're talking about computer games that women would like? > Idea.... how about a text game .... like the old... oh, what is it? The adventure games.... damn I hate getting old and losing my memory. The only video games I've ever liked were the role-playing kind, like Curse of Monkey Island I love those text games DOOM women would love that! There was one called Transylvania Like Leisure Suit Larry, Sandra? Castlevania, Karen? Probably? > Lee, no, I wouldn't like Doom. NOt unless the victims where my two ex husbands. roflmao I used to play that one LOL Sandra, that's a great idea! > thinking..... TWO > Zork! pong I don't play many games... hate hitting buttons at a hundred miles an hour to shoot things. > An erotic version of Zork. > There are still game engines out there that you could use. only thing i have ever hit at 100mph was a cat on theduel carriage way last year...roflmao My idea for a game, a few years ago was, "Welfare Mom." Kinda like Doom... when you get denied something for lack of proper documentation or something, at some point you can go postal and shoot up the asshole clerks > It could be given away free to people who join an AVS or paysite. > LOLOL Rox that's a fab idea! at least i think it was a cat...lol > Oh, I know... you could hide things in the maze like toys.... but really hide the batteries. :) could have been a small dog or a BIG rat....lol (Of course, I was chastised by the manager of the facility for "implicit threats" to her staff. hahaha Sandra Erotic Sim City red light city lol rox > A "challenged" Hunk in one cave.... and some Viagra for him in another LOL You organise bits of people's relationships and see what happens > Sim Sex :) rofl, ok hon after the chat ok?....lol Set up the candles, wine etc, then hit go and let the simulator see what happens. you can get sex toys that plug into the pc now...rofl * Sandra` dies laughing. lee - teledildonics... that rocks! lol dildonics... hmmm brb gotta register a domain again....lol Been wondering how to promote teledildonics. IFriends has it > lol teledildonics.com Wrote an article on it a coupla months ago. Karen, all well and good... with my luck the simulator would play out and the guy would say he was gay hehehe * Sandra` thinks that might be a lot more fun that plain old NetMeeting. how do you 'shoot yourload' without getting electircuted though? > Insulation. Can't have a pacemaker with them lol i can see the headlines now...... They were demonstrating some of the equipment at CyberNet Expo last November (I think it was that show, anyway) Rox, now I give it some thought, sex sim 2000 sounds good! * Sandra` is having some very wicked thoughts. :) net user sues dildonic company over abrupt shocks....lol I think Circes has actually tested some of them i gotta get circes icq number now you said that....lol *** Mistress-BRB is now known as Mistress hehehe lee wb mistress ta Major snag in the plan sus :( > Just think where our biz will be in ten years. see, why cant you all come over here for an expo :( where are you lee? theres a good one happening in barcelona in a few months time http://ficeb.com UK oh gee, I'd LOVE an excuse to go to Barcelona! cant wait to see the live sex shows, ill be filming them, ready to upload them to my sites the second i get back..l.ol > ? > Lee, on your vacation? of course, I've been warned at work to make sure my status in adult as a HOBBYIST is quite clear at the sex expo hon nah im going to the other halfs granparents on vacation....lol although, i suppose i could get some video footage.... pondering... > Mature content? LOL EXTREMELY....lol elder erotica hehe in fact you could call it ripe....rofl hahaha i love the gran in law though, she is a hoot > :) mad as a hatter and she loves me to bits....lol > And why should that surprise us? :) When I visited my mom back east, I teased all the ladies in her retirement bldg that I was going to get them drunk, dress them in lingerie and make them sign model releases hehehe Anyone know who I should email at sex.com about my account probs? I tried Magick, no response. i ended up getting more spent on me last xmas than my partner....lol > LOL Rox. lol rox > Mistress, I don't think she's with them anymore. Try SEGuru, I guess. mistress, try SALES@sex.com -- those usually get looked at lol lol rox oh cool, thanks rox > Good idea, Rox. or the email address for the sigthings of that bloke who did a flit they were sueing > translation, please. dont know...rofl flit = runner im tired....lol > "flit?" oh what's his name, Cohen ran away, bolted, flit, as in flee > Ah, ok. yeah cohen dirty scumbag blokee > Why not just say "ran" LOL coz its late...lol flit is more fun :) * Sandra` grins. my translation gets a bit slow when its late....lol flit = fucked off :) flitting is what I do at parties... social butterfly you dont usualy have trouble with me using strange words do you? > Speaking of late, I need to get some rest. Only had a few hours sleep last night. lol yes, Sandra, rest is GOOD > I'm going to go take a hot bath... see if I can steam my head open. :) hehe you dirty stop up, wonder what YOU were doing...roflmao * Sandra` grins. i bloody knew it....lol > I'll leave my nick here to record stuff, ok? k You know, I do the SE optimization coordination for wb and we have the UK team re-do everything with the Anglicized version > *kisses* all. im gonna go too, got some stuff i need to tweak ;D nite hon :) ok Sandra, good night! bye :) nite Lee *** Sandra` is now known as Sandra_afk rox, if the price was ight i could do it for you :D > see you all on the board and next week. :) hehehe lee, they don't even pay ME extra for my hard work lol cyas peeps, have a good evening (or whats left of ti) :D *** lee has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) kinda pisses me off... they suck up my knowledge from the adult industry, but I have to make sure I'm seen as just a hobbyist nite lee Rox... fill me in, is WB actually running any adult sites? No, no... just looking at the women's market Hmmm trying to determine how best to create original content To get back to games, I really think women don't much like shooting things Although we have one site, Sabotage News Network, which we're helping Heavy.com produce a "porn" episode for. Right, that's my take on it unless it's something like exes lol I'd much prefer a game where I have to look for something, collect things to reach a goal. lol Me too, or answer trivia questions, or do word puzzles. The last game I really played and enjoyed was one like that. Me too. Monkey Island! Actually, online crosswords could be a real goer I was playing Indiana Jones they have one on momsonline.com, and it was actually quite challenging Karen, same company does Monkey Island and Indy :-) LucasArts That's why we liked it! heheeh yep This was ages ago, on my little Mac Since I got RSI, I can't waste good muscles on games what's rsi? Repetitive Strain Injury/Carpal Tunnel etc Oh! right Especialy shoot'em'up games. Anyway... I don't really like shooter games I think I'm gonna go. they bore me Me too. okey doke... me too... have a good evening :-) See y'all later. *** KarenJ has left #wen nite Mistress, Rev, Val *** Rox has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) nite nite bye :) bye all :) *** Mistress has left #wen *** RevSassy-AdultWriters has left #wen *** Disconnected Session Close: Wed Aug 15 22:26:31 2001